The Monster Energy Drink Company Is One Big Vagina
Posted on October 19, 2009
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The “American Dream” for most people is to one day be their own boss. People “fire their bosses” by setting up shop in their basements and garages to “build a better mousetrap” and set out on their own for the great beyond in business to try to win fame and fortune. In many cases, its those who find a niche first, service it properly and provide value to their customers who do well in business. Others actually go about creating their niche and provide value to their customers and in turn those customers keep them in business. Microsoft is the ultimate brass ring in this regard as Bill Gates started it in his garage.
The way it is supposed to work is the customers get something of value ( the product or service) and the company gets money that helps them stay in business, keep people employed and reward the owner and employees for taking a risk and servicing a niche.
The way it is NOT supposed to work is;
1.) for a small company to enter into a market on a shoestring budget …
2.) work for years in a basement …
3.) end up employing 7 people (pretty good accomplishment in this economy since Obama’s so-called “stimulus” isn’t producing many jobs) …
4.) provide a product that make people happy
5.) and then have some billion dollar company ( that does not make the same product) come in to try to get them to cease and desist their operations because at some point in time that Billion dollar company may want to delve into the same niche.
You, my dear reader may be wondering what the hell I’m talking about.
I’m talking about a small start-up company in Vermont called Rock Art Brewery. This company has defied the odds over the last few years and picked up market share with its beer that it calls the Vermonster. Even better, the beer has sold so well that the company has increased the number of people it employs.
So in walks Monster Energy Drink.
These fuckers want Rock Art Brewery to stop calling their beer the Vermonster. Apparently, the Monster Energy Drink company is looking to expand into the beer business in the future and doesn’t want to have to compete with the Vermonster for name recognition and market share. So what do they do? The trot out their lawyers who then seek to bully the little guy into giving up their rights.
WRONG ANSWER MONSTER!!!
ROCK ART BREWERY WAS THERE FIRST. IF YOU WANT TO COMPETE IN THE BEER MARKET IN VERMONT AND WANT TO TAKE ON LITTLE ’OLE ROCK ART BREWERY. EITHER GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR AND DO IT OR FIND SOME BIGGER PANTS TO MAKE ROOM FOR YOUR HUGE VAGINAS!!
STOP TRYING TO SCREW OVER THE LITTLE GUY. IF YOU FUCKERS WITH YOUR BILLION DOLLARS CANNOT COMPETE AGAINST A GUY IN HIS BASEMENT, YOU NEED TO FIND ANOTHER FUCKING LINE OF WORK!!
To this end, I’m asking anyone who reads this to contact Monster Energy Drink and tell them that unless THEY cease and desist their campaign against Rock Art Brewery, you will not only refrain from buying their product, you will actually buy their competitor’s product and will have your friends spread the word to do the same.
I first heard about this when reading how Allyn Hane hates Monster Energy Drinks
Here is the video laying it all out;
And here is the number for Monster Fucking Energy Drink –> 1-800-426-7367
Tell them to go fuck themselves.
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