The Monster Energy Drink Company Is One Big Vagina
Posted on October 19, 2009
Filed Under Muse, News | 3 Comments
The “American Dream” for most people is to one day be their own boss. People “fire their bosses” by setting up shop in their basements and garages to “build a better mousetrap” and set out on their own for the great beyond in business to try to win fame and fortune. In many cases, its those who find a niche first, service it properly and provide value to their customers who do well in business. Others actually go about creating their niche and provide value to their customers and in turn those customers keep them in business. Microsoft is the ultimate brass ring in this regard as Bill Gates started it in his garage.
The way it is supposed to work is the customers get something of value ( the product or service) and the company gets money that helps them stay in business, keep people employed and reward the owner and employees for taking a risk and servicing a niche.
The way it is NOT supposed to work is;
1.) for a small company to enter into a market on a shoestring budget …
2.) work for years in a basement …
3.) end up employing 7 people (pretty good accomplishment in this economy since Obama’s so-called “stimulus” isn’t producing many jobs) …
4.) provide a product that make people happy
5.) and then have some billion dollar company ( that does not make the same product) come in to try to get them to cease and desist their operations because at some point in time that Billion dollar company may want to delve into the same niche.
You, my dear reader may be wondering what the hell I’m talking about.
I’m talking about a small start-up company in Vermont called Rock Art Brewery. This company has defied the odds over the last few years and picked up market share with its beer that it calls the Vermonster. Even better, the beer has sold so well that the company has increased the number of people it employs.
So in walks Monster Energy Drink.
These fuckers want Rock Art Brewery to stop calling their beer the Vermonster. Apparently, the Monster Energy Drink company is looking to expand into the beer business in the future and doesn’t want to have to compete with the Vermonster for name recognition and market share. So what do they do? The trot out their lawyers who then seek to bully the little guy into giving up their rights.
WRONG ANSWER MONSTER!!!
ROCK ART BREWERY WAS THERE FIRST. IF YOU WANT TO COMPETE IN THE BEER MARKET IN VERMONT AND WANT TO TAKE ON LITTLE ’OLE ROCK ART BREWERY. EITHER GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR AND DO IT OR FIND SOME BIGGER PANTS TO MAKE ROOM FOR YOUR HUGE VAGINAS!!
STOP TRYING TO SCREW OVER THE LITTLE GUY. IF YOU FUCKERS WITH YOUR BILLION DOLLARS CANNOT COMPETE AGAINST A GUY IN HIS BASEMENT, YOU NEED TO FIND ANOTHER FUCKING LINE OF WORK!!
To this end, I’m asking anyone who reads this to contact Monster Energy Drink and tell them that unless THEY cease and desist their campaign against Rock Art Brewery, you will not only refrain from buying their product, you will actually buy their competitor’s product and will have your friends spread the word to do the same.
I first heard about this when reading how Allyn Hane hates Monster Energy Drinks
Here is the video laying it all out;
And here is the number for Monster Fucking Energy Drink –> 1-800-426-7367
Tell them to go fuck themselves.
Site Build It? Forget It!!
Posted on March 21, 2009
Filed Under News | 15 Comments
What Is Site Build It?
Site build It is a service that is offered to internet marketing novices and it should be avoided.
Why Should Site Build It Be Avoided?
Site Build It should be avoided because it costs you $300 and does nothing for you except give you a website and show you some very basic information, most of it worthless, about building a website
Anyone, and I do mean anyone, can go to blogger.com right now and create a blog and get the free information out there on the web. The sources are endless but some of the best sources for this are Grizz who teaches people to make money online and Vic who also teaches people to make money online. Follow these guys and you will not fail to make money online. They teach you everything you need to know and it costs you nothing.
But don’t just take my word for it concerning Site Build It. “Lissie” has provided a Site Build It Review at her site. She has gone into quite some detail as to why it is a scam. I think that paying $300 for stuff you can do for yourself and find information for yourself is a bad investment. Stay as far away from Site Build It as possible.
NOTE: If you still have the urge to throw away $300 after reading Lissie’s review, send me an email and I’ll tell you where you can send the $300 to me instead!!
Our Sacred Honor
Posted on July 4, 2008
Filed Under Muse, Politics | 1 Comment
Two Hundred Thirty Two years ago, the forefathers of this blessed country gathered together and brought forth a new American nation. Our “American Experiment” has grown and prospered and the world is better for it in my humble opinion.
But what of those signatories who pledged … “our lives, our fortunes, our sacred honor…”?
Fortunately, Rush Limbaugh has a piece up with the text of the speech his father used to give each July 4th.
It chronicles what many of the signatories went through as a result of their decision to stand up to King George.
Here are a few excerpts;
What kind of men were the 56 signers who adopted the Declaration of Independence and who, by their signing, committed an act of treason against the crown? To each of you, the names Franklin, Adams, Hancock and Jefferson are almost as familiar as household words. Most of us, however, know nothing of the other signers. Who were they? What happened to them?
I imagine that many of you are somewhat surprised at the names not there: George Washington, Alexander Hamilton, Patrick Henry. All were elsewhere.
Ben Franklin was the only really old man. Eighteen were under 40; three were in their 20s. Of the 56 almost half – 24 – were judges and lawyers. Eleven were merchants, nine were landowners and farmers, and the remaining 12 were doctors, ministers, and politicians.
What happened to them as a result of their signing the Declaration Of Independence?
Of those 56 who signed the Declaration of Independence, nine died of wounds or hardships during the war. Five were captured and imprisoned, in each case with brutal treatment. Several lost wives, sons or entire families. One lost his 13 children. Two wives were brutally treated. All were at one time or another the victims of manhunts and driven from their homes. Twelve signers had their homes completely burned. Seventeen lost everything they owned. Yet not one defected or went back on his pledged word. Their honor, and the nation they sacrificed so much to create is still intact.
Francis Lewis, New York delegate saw his home plundered — and his estates in what is now Harlem — completely destroyed by British Soldiers. Mrs. Lewis was captured and treated with great brutality. Though she was later exchanged for two British prisoners through the efforts of Congress, she died from the effects of her abuse.
John Hart of Trenton, New Jersey, risked his life to return home to see his dying wife. Hessian soldiers rode after him, and he escaped in the woods. While his wife lay on her deathbed, the soldiers ruined his farm and wrecked his homestead. Hart, 65, slept in caves and woods as he was hunted across the countryside. When at long last, emaciated by hardship, he was able to sneak home, he found his wife had already been buried, and his 13 children taken away. He never saw them again. He died a broken man in 1779, without ever finding his family.
And, finally, there is the New Jersey signer, Abraham Clark.He gave two sons to the officer corps in the Revolutionary Army. They were captured and sent to that infamous British prison hulk afloat in New York Harbor known as the hell ship Jersey, where 11,000 American captives were to die. The younger Clarks were treated with a special brutality because of their father. One was put in solitary and given no food. With the end almost in sight, with the war almost won, no one could have blamed Abraham Clark for acceding to the British request when they offered him his sons’ lives if he would recant and come out for the King and Parliament. The utter despair in this man’s heart, the anguish in his very soul, must reach out to each one of us down through 200 years with his answer: “No.”
Please remember what the 4th of July means to all of us. It is much more than baseball games, backyard barbeque and beer. It is immortal in the annals of Man.
-Thai
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